![]() ![]() The dude just coos incoherently and rants about pudding for most of the game, but if you stick with him you get to accompany him on a quest in the end. Okosan’s storyline, in particular, was so bizarre that I couldn’t help but love it. Hatoful Boyfriend is also absurd in the best way the dialogue made me laugh out loud pretty consistently. Who knew a game about avian/human romance would make me think about my own mortality? There are conspiracy plots and ascensions and some of the endings are pretty upsetting. The story is actually a lot more intricate and weird than I expected at the beginning. ![]() ![]() It worked! So far, I’ve gotten just over half the possible endings, though I have still died in a bunch of my playthroughs. Later that night, I went back to Hatoful Boyfriend with a renewed sense of purpose, a better gameplan, and my wife coaching me with inspirational gems like, “Just try to bang them all don’t be picky.” Was I letting my IRL bird feelings influence my ability to virtually seduce them? An interesting insight. She made a noncommittal noise and shrugged. Aviaries are basically a waking nightmare for me. I mean, would I want to actually be stuck in the same room/school as a bunch of birds? Fuck no, absolutely not. I do have a healthy respect and admiration for birds, which makes me wary of them sometimes. “Do you think your fear of birds is affecting your ability to play?” My wife asked me one night after I brought up the game as we cooked dinner.įirst of all, let me be clear: I am not really scared of birds, exactly. Secondly, I didn’t even know it was possible to die in this game! You would think that I learned a valuable lesson from this - like don’t put all your amorous eggs in one basket - but somehow I still could not successfully romance a bird. PigeoNation’s as part of an experiment, but I failed to “display sufficient intimacy with the birds.” First of all, that’s hurtful. As it turned out, they had planted me at St. Was I changing myself too much to please Nageki? I will never know, because in the middle of the night I got fucking murdered by some mysterious birds from the Hawk Party. I joined the library staff in order to spend time with him, I skipped out on school activities knowing he wouldn’t want to go, I tried to increase my wisdom level because I thought maybe it would impress him. I spent two semesters painstakingly trying my best to get Nageki to open up to me. At the beginning, the game informs you that it includes a visualization module that allows “even the birdiest of birds to appear as normal humans.” This means that the first time you meet each of the main characters, you can see what they would look like as a Manga-style human.Īnyway, for my first playthrough I set my sights on Nageki, the depressed mourning dove who never leaves the library. The gameplay is the same as We Know The Devil: you simply click through to advance the story and dialogue, occasionally having to make choices which determine what kind of outcome you’ll end up with. I was totally ready to seduce some birds. The game is not exactly my style, to say the least, but I soldiered onward. There is no spoken dialogue, but the upbeat music chimes and sparkles merrily. PigeoNation’s itself, seems to be tinted with shades of pink, and there are hearts everywhere. I had no idea how explicit the game would get, so I Googled “How do pigeons do it?” and let me tell you, this was a mistake and I saw some things I will never be able to unsee.Īs I started playing, I couldn’t help but wonder (multiple times), “What have I gotten myself into?” Everything, from the background screens to St. The point of the whole game is to romance the birds, obviously, so before I started playing I tried to prepare myself for any and everything that might come my way. To be fair, that’s a pretty good question. ![]() The 200 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time.LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now. ![]()
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